Of course. That’s how you keep the aliens out of your head after they come down in the chubby rain.

I know.  And as one of the humans on this planet who has actually, briefly, met Beyonce, and seen her up close and personal, I never would have guessed that this is what that “costume” is supposed to be. 

I’m now beginning to wonder how long he can keep this back and forth up. As a fellow creative who has to admit I suffer from some of the same issues he does, I’m thinking he can keep this going for a bit...

Or...

LOL. I also thought of this...

Hey you two! Keep it civil.

One day sooner rather than later Schumer will leave a meeting with McConnell wearing nothing but a barrel attached to suspenders.  Why is this man minority leader?  I don’t think anybody knows the answer. 

I do not think that I did anything wrong. I upheld the ask of me to the fullest extent

Have to update this. Apparently, she had been listed as a “woman of color” at Harvard, and has worked this to her advantage over the years. I had no idea about any of that. A couple of friends from back home, one full Cherokee, and one full Choctaw have caught me up. Senator Warren has really stepped in it. The…

They probably saw it.  That’s why they went the duotone route.  Make her blue, cover it up, and call it day.  They most likely knew they weren’t going to get paid anyway. 

I can say this about Jada, she filmed for Gotham a lot in the building in Brooklyn where I used to work, and she was always so sweet and approachable it was kind of a shock.  I honestly think I could have asked her for a ride home and she would have done it. 

This is basically the subplot of Six Degrees of Separation: how obviously ludicrous it is to make a movie of this show and how gullible the people were who fell for it.

But I bet plenty of people have asked her to leave. 

At some point, it’s going to all come out.  I’m convinced that secret info is what’s driving his sudden change of heart and complete 180 on everything he’s ever said or done.  Trump has the dirt.  We all know it.  And he knows that we know it.  You can see it in his face.  I’m one of those people who just says what he…

And it’ll work. Watch his reaction, every single time, when someone goes there regarding his permanent “bachelorhood.” Chelsea Handler shut him right the fuck up the other day.

Yes, sadly, yes...

Graham is basically this. Now that McCain has shuffled off to Buffalo, he had to find someone to fill that need in his life.

Me either. Because here is the thing about what she said and why. As I’ve explained before, she is from Oklahoma, and everyone there says this. Everyone. When all the Native American tribes were sent there back in the day, they never lived on reservations. The land was theirs. Even after it became a state, large…

It’s my gift.

I personally like Cucker Tarlson.