So Jeff, you think people should just say whatever they want without people getting upset? Then HAPPY HOLIDAYS.

After 25 years of hearing this in one form or another, I’ve asked so many people what they hate about her exactly.  Haven’t gotten a coherent answer yet.  

No difference between that and any of Saddam Hussein’s palaces. 

This whole country is 12 years old. I’m literally not capable of understanding behavior like this, because I wasn’t raised this way. At all. I’m 51, and adults just did not behave this way when I was growing up, or if they did, we never saw it. So as a consequence, I don’t even know how to really respond to this…

They’ve thought that since he was supposedly around the first time.  

Having grown up around them, I can honestly say I don’t know what they’re going to do if they eventually realize the Rapture is Crapture, but trust me, it ain’t gonna be pretty.

We also now know that when he talks, he sounds like Mr. Garrison. So do with that what you will.

That’s because the other part of conservatism is getting to enforce a moral code that they themselves never have to live by.  It took me a while to figure that part out, and I grew up around them. 

Well, he says all he has to do is show up with a camera crew and people will basically do anything at all if they think they’re going to be on the teevee. 

I know. He started screaming that word immediately almost before Baron Cohen finished saying anything. He needed no prompting at all to do any of those crazy things. He really loved the butt stuff. Is that what conservatives do when nobody else is around?  

They don’t have Google at Fox, do they?

She’s Being Best.

He won’t do shit.  Iran is one of Russia’s closest allies.  Putin would never allow that revenue stream to be disrupted.  Most likely, Putin, Trump, and Rouhani cooked this up to make the treason accusations against Trump look weak. 

This was years ago, but one time I had met this dude online for a hookup date and while we were chatting, out of nowhere, he started going off on: the blacks, the gays (?), the women, the muslims, etc. I sat there processing all this, when he went into the other room for some reason, then I disappeared like I was…

The best comments to make disappear are the long ass ones that the troll obviously spent a huge amount of time composing that I send away after reading only about three words.

By all reports he doesn’t do this in private or in person. He trots out the gibberish on tv so as to say all things and no things at the same time. People really need to stop under estimating what this means. 

There was no way this wasn’t ending in a feud. Pirro came on that show to start some shit, because she’s just a troll. Nothing she says is in good faith. There is no answer, no response you can give her that isn’t fodder for her trolling. It’s all just a game to her. The wounded feelings act was going to be…

There is so much I need to learn.