Your comment sounds exactly like something Jack-O would say on the BS Report.

This story accomplished nothing. Great work, Deadspin!

Ya know, I thought about that right after I hit send. I consider it a missed opportunity.

Fuck off

People didn’t start h8ting until very late 00's. And it snowballed because they just seem to keep winning. Oh well!

‘Member when you thought he was ass?

White Sox pinstripes? I don’t think the Mets could afford him.

But none of this is a surprise, and very little if any should be considered Julien’s fault were supposed to be this year.

AFUCKINMEN. That was not a great shot. That was a brick that happened to find the bottom of the net.

I know. I can’t believe he gave up 31 points in 5 possessions to close out the game. What a loser.

I guess I would expect maybe one positive post from a Pats fan either the week leading up to the Super Bowl, or the day after your favorite team winning what was maybe the most exciting game in NFL history. But maybe that wouldn’t look cool in front of Drew, what do I know.

No Pats fan here, but the suspension was objectively crap.

Rule breaker? Good one Roger.

But but but but Donald Trump!

This was easily one of the best Superbowls ever, with quite a backstory, and you write this. An article that seems like it physically pained you to write it.

I don’t think he’d do this to other teams. Look at how little he does with something like on field fighting. (see last year’s playoffs.) When was the last time he fined an owner?

Even more hilarious is how little you understand about football, apparently. Yes, it is the injured player’s job to get off the damned field to keep the clock running. No one with a fucking brain seriously disputes this. But here you are in all your wrongness and yet so sure you are right and then as the cherry on top…

LOL. Says the guy that doesn’t understand basic football. Alright guy. You believe in your nonsense if you want.

“Perceived persecution” - would Goodell and the NFL have gone to such lengths against any other franchise? “Temper tantrums and whatnot” - I’ve never thought of Brady having more or less heated discussions in the course of a game than any other QB. But then again, my standard for temper tantrum throwing QBs is Phillip…

It’s also the correct one. If you don’t need a stretcher and a medical team to stabilise you before moving, you limp your ass to the sideline and take 30 seconds off the clock…