Why do some guys still press the flush button on an automatic flushing urinal?

His anti-regulation/tax-cut platform is exactly WHY Trump was popular with the very rich and with those in the financial-services industry. Agree or disagree, he is going along with his campaign platform 100% on this, and anyone who was paying attention should not be surprised in the least.

Exactly how I feel. The level of bitterness that a handful of Deadspin writers hold towards Simmons is pretty wild. It’s like they dislike their former selves for liking him so much when they were in high school. Get over it homies, you write for a great site now, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE

“The Pats had the fewest turnovers per drive (.046) during the regular season, and they also had a league-best lead of 7.41 points per drive...”

Ditto, except I don’t love Deadspin.

Not sure if I’ve ever come across an angrier, more miserable or bitter writer than Albert Burneko. What is life like in a world where then sun never rises?

Seriously. It reminds me of the Will Leitch Story about Roger Ebert (my favorite deadspin piece). He basically created the career path a lot of these writers are going down, and now it makes them feel big to “put him in his place”. Even if Simmons does have a swollen head and his homerism is now annoyingly out of…

That’s because most of Deadspin and sister sites attend the prestigious Jelly School.

I would have voted for Clinton if i knew I’d have to see HamNo’s shitty articles everyday when I browse Deadspin. His presentation is so biased it’s borderline fiction.

Say what you want about Bill Simmons, but he is at least out there trying to create (relatively) independent worthwhile content. I love Deadspin, but its fascination with shitting on Bill Simmons is off-putting.

Attempting to apply morality to sports fandom by evoking Trump, all while cheering for a team owned by a literal criminal that bends over backwards for a child abuser - now that’s rich.

Seek professional help.

Counterpoint: sports are the ultimate escape. Get piss drunk or stupid high and just get lost in them and forget about Orange Julius for a while. The best thing about sports is that we can sit around arguing about things that don’t matter at all like LeBron’s usage rate as if we’re talking about whether or not to nuke…

Shank hates the Pats, so if they lose he’ll be taking a victory lap in print Monday morning. He’s a vile piece of shit.

Sounds like he would make one hell of a holder.

C’mon Rog! How will we know what to be mad about unless you tell us your opinion man!

There’s five or six guys in this draft with a higher ceiling, but I don’t see any way Monk doesn’t become the next Lou Will, right down to the inevitable Drake shoutout.

Well said. I don’t even know why I read these comments. People are out of their minds. It’s football!

Maybe you should have some agency about yourself and not give a fuck about a pointless issue? If Brady is a huge Trump fan or if he couldn’t give less shits about Trump my life is the exact fucking same as it was before. Pull up your big boy pants and move on with your life.

Because you have immediately turned to name calling and personal attacks when you don’t get your way.