They were old nuns.

How about doing away with the rule that you still must use “apostrophe-s” after a word that ends in “s” (i.e., Jesus’s followers, waitress’s tips).  I was told (by nuns, no less) that it was the appropriate grammar, but I still hate it.

I saw Skippy once, too!  Agree that he was not terrible.

Just bring back all of Kablam!!!

And the Blues Brothers.

If you aren’t familiar with Chicago, ignore your Waze or Google Maps instructions to take Lower Wacker anywhere. You will lose your GPS signal, and it’s dark and disorienting down there. Just stay on Upper Wacker and your directions will be revised.

Aren’t most start-up companies owned by white dudes? 

My current favorite readable font is Highway Gothic. It’s used on the green Interstate signs. It is also the name of my Emo-Country band.

Truer words have never been spoken.

I only want fuckable apples.

1. Mister Rogers coffee cup (his suit coat turns into a sweater when you pour a hot liquid into it) with a half-inch of cold coffee

Pretty sure I did not say that.

I get it if you have unusual symptoms, but often, losing weight alone will cure or lessen the severity of many heath conditions, and it’s the most conservative treatment. That’s the honest truth, but it’s something a lot of people don’t like to hear. Often, the alternative is ordering lots of unnecessary tests or…

I started doing this with frozen food. Before that, I would have about ten packages of opened frozen vegetables and many random packages of unidentifiable meat in my freezer.

How interesting that this article was posted on my 57th birthday...

True, but it is a shadow of its former self.

My point is he is busted for faking his drug test, not for what they would have found in the drug test.

There used to be tons.  I worked my way through college as a Shoney’s waitress, rocking the brown polyester uniform and white nurse shoes.  If only Hooters had been around back then.  I could have gone to grad school.

That would be it.

Has he tried the “I’m transgender” excuse yet?