I think at this point, it doesn’t matter what he was on, because he was caught cheating.

Floating and treading water are the hard parts.  Get someone to teach you.  It will only take a couple of lessons, and it could save your life.

Don’t want to get sued, but I will tell you that it is on Decatur street in the French Quarter and it’s more of a bar that serves food as opposed to a straight-up restaurant.

I am aware of that, but I am going to be straight up honest with you. Back in the day, white folk didn’t venture into the neighborhoods where Hattie Bs and Sweatts were located.

Ugh!  And it’s too late to change!!!

I agree it’s dumb, but it’s one of the easiest to get right. If you say “it is” in your head every time you proofread “it’s”, and it doesn’t make sense, take out the comma.

Grammar that makes me stabby:

I had an English teach who would not allow you to use the word “just” unless it meant “fair” or “righteous”.  To this day, I pause for a second before I type it.

I am old enough to remember when Shoney’s used to have meat and three at lunch. Hell, I remember when there used to be Shoney’s.

I grew up in Nashville and never heard of Hot Chicken until I moved out.

My favorite place to eat authentic Cajun seafood in New Orleans appears to have their kitchen in the alley behind the building. I didn’t see any refrigerators; just 3 or 4 Coleman Coolers. I just pretended I didn’t see a thing.

Yep.  I will repost.

In Milwaukee, nearly every red-sauce Italian restaurant has Fried Eggplant on its appetizer menu, which is batter-dipped strips of eggplant that is deep-fried and served with a side of marinara. They sell tens of thousands of orders every year at Summerfest, the local music festival. I occasionally see it in other…

My favorite place to eat authentic Cajun seafood in New Orleans appears to have their kitchen in the alley behind the building. I didn’t see any refrigerators; just 3 or 4 Coleman Coolers. I just pretended I didn’t see a thing.

Springfield, Illinois has something called the Horseshoe: start with bread of some sort, top with meat, then cheese sauce, then french fries. Every restaurant has its own version. You can even get breakfast versions that have biscuits and hashbrowns instead of bread and fries. Not recommended for folks counting Weight…

Anyone know exactly how many syringes of Botox were used on Joe Biden’s face? My friend and I have a wager...  

Or do what my sister does and feed the baby wearing nothing but a diaper and use a huge damp rag to wipe them down afterwards.

I dare you to wave some sort of document in front of a woman a week post-partum and is going through hormonal upheaval, sore nipples, and extreme exhaustion and say, “But it says right here that YOU agree to empty the Diaper Genie!”. You are going to draw back a nub.

Leinnenkugel makes a Kolsch called “Canoe Paddler” and I think it’s a better beer than its Summer Shandy.  

And that was hard to do, considering his Jewish mother was probably always nagging him to eat.