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9/18/19
9:13 AM
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I never could figure out how James Carville and Mary Matalin could share the same bed.

9/17/19
1:44 PM
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I remember when Squirt was a regional soda, and when I was waitressing (in a different region), a customer from out of town ordered a Vodka and Squirt.  I replied, “A squirt of what?”

9/17/19
1:19 PM
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After reading the title, for a second there I thought this had to do with the cremains outside of Chili’s.

9/17/19
1:16 PM
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I have no problem with that. My issue is with folks who say, “I can’t afford it” when what they really mean is “I don’t want to spend my money on that”. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the second statement. Just own it!

9/17/19
10:17 AM
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I got “sister”; in other words, a nun. WTF? My guess is that it was because I was wearing a solid-color boatneck top.  It was hot pink, though.

9/16/19
2:00 PM
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This would have been a much shorter article if you had let Salty Waitress write it.

9/16/19
1:56 PM
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Ugh, we have a group near me who does this on weekdays - on the main route you need to travel to get to the commuter train station. Did I also mention that there is a nice wide asphalt bike trail right parallel to that street?

9/16/19
11:43 AM
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My experience living in Boston was that people keep turning left long after the green arrow goes away. “Yeah, you guys that are going straight have the right of way now, but what are you going to do? Crash into me to make a point?

9/16/19
11:40 AM
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I live in Chicago (long term resident, but not a native) and based on the amount of anger it inspires, it would have to be putting ketchup on a hot dog.

9/16/19
11:12 AM
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The best way is not to argue.  Especially in online forums, there are people who feel they must address every point an asshole brings up.  Just because you stop responding to them does not mean they have won the argument.

9/6/19
1:02 PM
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Maybe people are just boycotting the idea of paying the equivalent of $50 an hour to ride a stationary bike.

9/4/19
12:47 PM
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My mother was CONSTANTLY telling me to sit up straight and to “stop hunching over”. I tried my best, bit it did not feel natural to me. I was nearly forty when I had the following conversation with her:

8/29/19
11:53 AM
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I found out the hard way that one of the primary reasons people sell shoes on ThredUp or other resale sites is that they were uncomfortable to wear.

8/21/19
4:06 PM
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How about doing away with the rule that you still must use “apostrophe-s” after a word that ends in “s” (i.e., Jesus’s followers, waitress’s tips).  I was told (by nuns, no less) that it was the appropriate grammar, but I still hate it.