It’s a good thing they don’t allow weapons, because by the time my husband takes everything out of his pants pockets, removes his belt and wristwatch, takes off his tie shoes, walks through security, and puts them all back on, I am ready to stab him.

Okay, I did not make these drinks, but I soaked pineapple spears in Fireball for an hour and then grilled them, and it was an amazing side dish to my salmon.

Yeah, I hate it when I encounter a sign in Esperanto and have no idea what it is saying....

Based on my own experience with Spirit, I would rather walk to my destination than to fly with them, no matter the seat choice.

What exactly is “Repititon”? Is it some sort of bot?

So I am going to ask the stupid question: Doesn’t having multiple devices charging from the same outlet make each of the devices charge more slowly than if it was plugged in by itself?

All that work and you put American cheese on it?  WTF?

And I think I have found your shorts on the hook behind the bathroom door because the housekeeper missed them - eeww.

If your spouse can’t be trusted with money, make sure you are the custodian of the 529 accounts. I have heard too many stories of kids who make plans to go to a particular university based on what they believe is in their college fund and when the first tuition bill has to be paid, they find out that their parent…

If it is not past the expiration date, you can donate those beans to a food pantry. 

Shut it down. We have the winner.

If you have a crappy 401(k) plan, I would certainly get together with like-minded employees and petition the company to change (or hire) their investment advisor. The company has a mandated fiduciary duty to provide good investment choices, and the Federal Government has started to started to take this stuff very…

How the hell did Fritos Scoops go undrafted?  I am definitely picking them up as a free agent.

He has ceased to be!

But a well-prepared roast chicken is amazing. It was one of Julia Child’s favorite things to eat, and she ate some great meals in her life.

I am so old, I saw it in a real theater in the mid-70s. Someone in Nashville owned a copy and would play it in a local moviehouse for high school kids. I went to an all-girl’s Catholic school, and my normally prim and proper English teacher, a 70-year-old nun, had no problem with the nudity. “I thought it was…

The Third Ward in Milwaukee.  Several places have great rooftop spaces or balconies over the river.

Yes...yes they are. And no one gives a shit about us blondes. It’s bad enough that people assume we are stupid because of their own bias. AT LEAST LET US HAVE THE GOOD HAIR!

I know, right?  Whenever I see a Chinese restaurant in a tiny town, I always wonder, “How did someone come over from China and decide, “I am going to open my restaurant in Bumblefuck, North Dakota”?

Left - but I am as about as lefty as you can get - left handed, left footed, I prefer to start with my left hip when I do The Floss...