I am the unofficial monitor of the Parent’s Facebook page for my alma mater, and you are not alone.  Recently we had a mother who was outraged because the cafeteria wasn’t serving bacon for breakfast on a day her kid wanted bacon, and she was demanding answers.  

I recently had an experience with a 19-year-old girl who was completely flummoxed when asked to open a can of soup because she had never used a can opener before.  People, stop doing fucking everything for your kids.

Giannis or GTFO.

Never mind the part about how much you are saving -- how the hell are you grossing $70K as a freelancer?  That’s what I need to know about!

If you want it to be really interesting, get some PGA stars to appear on it. I would love to see Tiger Woods going up against Jordan Spieth.

“They” could also mean Jack and whoever his SO is.  Given the closeness of her relationship with Rebecca, why would Kate be the last person to show up?

Is Kate even alive in the flash-forward?  She’s not featured or even mentioned, and Toby’s not wearing a wedding ring.

Unfortunately, most assholes don’t spend much time wondering whether or not they are assholes.

Well, our politicians are certainly enjoying a higher quality of life - assuming they manage to stay out of prison.

I’ve got news for you: Even if you are a renter, you are paying property tax.

Truth. :(

Any list that doesn’t have “Paradise by the Dashboard Light” is garbage. My Girls and I sang that song into many a hairbrush. I insisted on taking the Ellen Foley part.

Any agreement to work part time should have a maximum hours per week you are expected to work, and a clause that says any time worked over that amount will be paid to you at $X per hour. Make X an amount high enough over your standard agreement amount that they have a incentive to not let that kick in. If they refuse…

“No gifts” isn’t nearly as rude as an invite one of my kids got that said (mother’s handwriting, of course) “My toybox is full! Cash or gift cards only, please!”

*Sigh* I remember when Pancake Pantry was a locals place....I also remember when there were only two reasons to go to Lower Broad - to go to Tootsie’s or pick up a hooker.

Nashville Gal here - do not waste your time checking out the Holiday Decorations at the Opryland Hotel. Unbelievably crowded, and the place has had additions to additions over the years. There is no logical flow to the place, and you will end up lost. 

Go to Kerry Park in the Queene Anne neighborhood in Seattle. It’s up on a bluff, and you will actually be looking down on the Space Needle.

I am just happy that unlike typical Hollywood, they cast a more ordinary-looking person for that role than a glamorous actress like Julianne. 

Single serving packages are great for all kinds of snacks. Chips are my downfall - I could eat half of a family-size bag in one sitting, but no way would I open up 5 or 6 lunch-sized bags and eat them.

Single serving packages are great for all kinds of snacks. Chips are my downfall - I could eat half of a family-size…

Well, you know, I saw people on here that needed “receipts”.  There you go.