Yeah, but how reliable are the dollar-store drug tests? Asking for a friend.

Works well at the Casino hotels in Vegas as well, even the off-strip ones.

You aren’t a Chicago train commuter, are you? They do this every time the temps are below zero, which is usually several times per winter.

You can also pay 2 or 3 new, motivated teachers for the price of one worthless teacher with 30 years of tenure.

Thanks for asking...my two kids are healthy, successful, happy adults. How often do you have these angry outbursts? I presume you have been tracking them. :-)

My system:

I am with Beth. Jesus Christ, you have enough things to do when you are caring for a newborn. It will eat when it needs to be fed. It will poop when it needs to poop.  It will be fine unless something is super unusual, in which case, you won’t need detailed records to know something is wrong.  

At my wedding rehearsal dinner, the restaurant charged me the automatic tip, added the sales tax, and then added the automatic tip again to arrive at the total.  I am certainly glad I read the bill before I paid.

Well, he just scored 53 against Creighton tonight...no reported injuries as of yet.

“I can’t give you a tab until you order something”.

I realized that I apologize too much when I discovered that when I type an “S” into my phone, “sorry” is the first word that pops up. Either that, or I need to make some life changes.

Yep. Lit ‘em up for 52 points - on the road.

OMG this.  I would rather eat gas station hot dogs than Subway.

Who is Madge?

Arabic, believe it or not.

Nooooo!  So much cheesy goodness!!!!!

What I said was the portion of the gender pay gap due to women making a choice to make their family a priority is not discrimination.

Even cooler, shape your cheeseball into a sort of blunt-ended triangle and cover with whole pecans that overlap each other in rows.  Add a pine sprig on top and viola!  It looks like a giant pine cone! I have even cheated and used Merkt’s cheese spread instead of actually creating a cheeseball from scratch, and people…

I wasn’t necessarily saying that explains the entire wage gap; however, when even Hillary Clinton talks about it, it is obvious to me that voluntary choice (which I acknowledge that not all women have) is largely ignored or discounted when discussing this issue.

There is an episode of “Explained” on Netflix on the gender wage gap that was one of the most even-handed treatments of the issue I have ever seen. It even featured a woman who acknowledged (without apparent prompting) that much of the gap is due to women voluntarily choosing to focus on their families instead of…