Indian Food. Got a lot of nasty looks when I brought that onboard.

Cottage cheese still carries a bad rap from when back in the day, every restaurant had a “diet plate” offering for lunch which consisted of a scoop of (full fat) cottage cheese and half of a canned peach (in heavy syrup, natch).

But John Landis was hand-picked by Eddie Murphy, the black producer.

Fun fact:  that dance number was choreographed by Paula Abdul, who is of Syrian-Jewish descent.

Much better off making salsa, or spaghetti sauce.

Why do people insist on making food items from scratch when the store-bought version is cheap and good enough? I once saw Martha Stewart devote an entire 30-minute episode of her show on makeing homemade marshmallows. That’s fine Martha, but they are a buck a bag at Albertson’s and I won’t need to find my candy…

Screw the animal dying stuff!  Can someone please rewrite the ending to Gone Girl?

You forgot to mention the Orange line to Midway in Chicago.  I try to avoid O’Hare at all costs.

But...but...it’s the Ice Cream of the Future!

Nope - this woman made it clear that she was afraid someone was going to kidnap her kid. Where was this person going to go with him - they’re in the middle of the ocean!

Parents are whack these days. I saw a post on a popular cruising forum from a mom who was taking a cruise and was concerned about losing track of her son while on the ship. He was 12 years old and she said she did not want him to ever be out of her line of sight during the trip - not even to go up to the buffet line.…

To be fair, as a person who has only seen on “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend”, I didn’t recognize her, either.

Sweet! One of these is actually in my area code, for even more authenticity!

Chillax. It helps build up the kids’ immunities. Mine played in all sorts of filth (including their own home) and never had any illness worse than a cold.

That is a good one as well, but sometimes they aren’t all that close to they highway, and might not work so well after dark.

Do some research ahead of time. Find out which exits have fast food restaurants with a Play Place. Every few hours, stop at one and let the kids burn off some energy.

Well, to be fair, it’s not the Miss Renaissance-era Europe” pageant...

Yes, he certainly using the “love” filter when he looks at me.

I cleaned out my closet recently and found two identical dresses. Neither of them had ever been worn. They were both purchased by my husband as gifts. He apparently did not take the hint the first time. The only people that look good in clothes from the Venus catalog are swimsuit models.

Also, add Ted McGinley to the cast.