If you do go the trust fund route, I highly recommend that it is set up so that the kid can’t access the money for anything other than educational expenses or medical costs until they are at least 25 - and knowing the maturity level of many 25-year-olds, I might make it the minimum age 30.

I love to eat salads, but for whatever reason, I really hate making them, and premade salads are huge ripoffs. If I could have someone make me salads every day for lunch and dinner, I would weigh 105 pounds.

Everyone is obviously forgetting about Big Bertha, whose superpower was to become morbidly obese at will.

Don’t sing every word of every song directly into the ear of the person standing next to you. She came to hear the performer, not you. If you want to sing along on the chorus like everyone else, fine.

Now I am pissed that you didn’t post this far enough ahead of time to order for Mother’s Day. On the other hand, I could order this for my husband’s June birthday...he would force me to carry it, anyway.

Now I am pissed that you didn’t post this far enough ahead of time to order for Mother’s Day. On the other hand, I…

GET. THERE. EARLY.

Or just go to Culver’s, Wisconsin’s greatest contribution to the food scene.

Now if only they were all Cheetos and Fritos.

Now if only they were all Cheetos and Fritos.

Also awkward: Overhearing someone at the next table breaking up with his dining partner. Why break up in private when you can ruin other people’s evenings and publicly humiliate your soon-to-be-ex as well!

I am so old that someone broke up with me with snail mail! And partially because long distance phone service was so expensive. But mostly because they guy was an ass.

You looked up your burner key to give a star to a guy who stole one of Rodney Dangerfield’s oldest jokes? You need to get out more, my friend.

Not sure which one is appropriate, so I will leave both:

Those poor bartenders have to walk a fine line. I was at a place once where a small group had run up quite a substantial tab, but they were starting to get drunk and a little loud. When the bartender politely asked them to keep it down, they paid their tab and left - without leaving a tip. I gave her extra to help…

I have never attended a Halloween party where literally every single costume looks like they got it from a major studio’s wardrobe department (because that is exactly what happened) and had their special-effects makeup professionally done. My Halloween parties were more the kind where someone pulled a dry cleaning bag…

I have been reading comic strips for 50 years and seriously have never laughed or even smiled at “Nancy” once. Worst comic strip ever.

I have an acquaintance whose family spends every single vacation at Disneyworld - at least two weeks a year (and we live in Illinois). This has been going on for at least 15 years. When I shared an anecdote about Universal Studios Orlando with him, he shrugged and said, “Oh, really? I have never been there.” That’s…

Or, you could text.

Any chance for a reboot of Freaks and Geeks? I wonder whatever happened to the actors and producers of that show....

A much more useful article would be how to make planks easier. Just sayin’.

Ugh, no! My boss does this and I hate it. She goes through her entire follow-up list every Sunday night, and I hate coming in on Monday morning to 22 nagging emails from her, all saying things like, “Did you do this?”or “What’s the status on this?” “What did so-and-so have to say about this?”. It’s a horrible way to…