Hmmm. Can’t find it on in my Play Store. Imagine that...
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Not saving for your retirement is stupid, stupid, stupid, and what’s more, after the first couple of checks you probably won’t even miss it. My favorite story about this is that an acquaintance of mine started a 401(k) deduction, didn’t mess with it, didn’t pay any attention to the statements he got, and more or less…
Yeah, I have the same issue doing karaoke with my adult son. There aren’t too many songs out there that have both male and female leads that aren’t totally creepy when you sing them with a blood relative.
Wait, so simply screaming, “Yes...yes...yes.....OH YES! TAKE ME, YOU INSUFFERABLE ROGUE!” isn’t considered consent anymore?
You are going straight to Hell, my friend. Besides, you can fuck all you want as long as you are straight and sacramentally married to the person you are fucking.
No love for chocolate milk? Best post-workout snack ever. It’s got everything - water, protein, carbs - plus it’s a sweet little reward for getting your excercise in.
Um, no one had a gun to their head - unless it was one of their stunts, in which case, they put it to their own head.
Jack is truly fantastic in a crisis up until he needlessly puts his life in danger because of his panicked teenage daughter’s emotions. I’m sorry, but that’s on Jack, not Kate.
Dishwasher person: If your dishes are so food-free when you put them in the dishwasher that you can’t tell whether they are clean or not, that means either your dishwasher is so crappy you have to basically wash them before they go in, or you are rinsing more than you need to. With my dishwasher, I can get the big…
Are you kidding me right now? Watching horror movies with black women is the BEST! The screen talking is additional entertainment that breaks up the tension. “Watch out, girl! Jason is right behind you!”
Yeah, I know that. But again, would it kill them to spend a couple of bucks to have someone who grew up in the English-speaking world write the English version of their manual?
I bought one a few years ago, put it away after one not-so-great result (and the fact that all of the manuals were obviously written by someone whose first language is not English), and decided to pull it back out now that Instant Pots are a Thing. Only problem is, a lot of the buttons are completely different than…
I cannot look at gray, paunchy bespectacled Matthew Broderick without imagine current day Ferris Bueller telling his teenage kids, “No, I am not joking! Seriously, back in the day, I was the most popular kid in my high school! Your Aunt Jeanie hated it!”
If you habitually cancel plans that involve other people, you’re an a-hole. Plain and simple. If you don’t want to do something, don’t commit. If you change your mind later, either give the others plenty of notice or just power through it.
Cannibal sandwiches FWT! I had those at my wedding reception in Milwaukee.
I am a transplant to the Midwest, and discovered that these are literally at every party I attend, except that they are made with the tiny rye bread instead of the Pillsbury dough.
Better yet, if you are a person who is prone to this type of behavior, do us all a favor and don’t reproduce.
It’s not the fact that the person is a vegetarian that spurs criticism. It’s the “Look at me! I am better than you! And everyone who refuses to bend over backwards to cater to my culinary needs is an asshole!” attitude that spurs criticism. I know plenty of reasonable, low-key vegetarians who are wonderful people.…