I think a lot of the people who run these shelters are actually animal hoarders in disguise. My friend, who has a stay-at-home mom with 2 school-age kids and a large yard, got rejected because she “wouldn’t be able to make the dog her first priority”. WTF? Over her kids? She ended up getting a cockapoo from a…

That’s my point. My main issues with Maps is something they can’t fix. I think it is fine otherwise.

Get back to me when Maps finds a way to keep its GPS signal in between tall buildings.

I looked up a product on the internet and bought it on the spot, and months later, I am still getting ads for the EXACT SAME THING. It was a winter coat, so it’s not like I need a new one already. Drives me nuts.

I can’t stand their targeted marketing. I once put a “sad face” acknowledgement on a friend’s post who shared her struggle with depression, and now I am getting ads for meds and other therapies that claim to treat it.

Or get some help. Seriously. Being “paralyzed for days” over news that doesn’t directly affect you does not happen to a healthy person. and I speak as a person who has a long family history of anxiety and depression issues.

Support small film festivals. They can be great fun and help a lot of people who are just starting out. I had a great time at the Milwaukee Short Film Festival. I saw some nice works, and I saw every accepted submission in two evenings.

Yeah, I’ll start massaging my dog when he can return the favor.

If you feel that way about having kids, for the love of all that is holy, PLEASE DON’T!

DO NOT BUY THE HOT TUB. I did, and the most enjoyable experience I had with it was watching the 1-800-GOT-JUNK guys cut it in half with a chainsaw and took it away. I spent more time arranging to get it repaired than I did sitting in it. Plus there is daily maintenance. It’s like having a swimming pool in that…

Um, because animals aren’t people.

Or do what a lot of people do and get one of those bogus “emotional support animal” certifications for your pet so that they can stay in the cabin with you.

In my family we called a Moon Pie and an RC a “Nashville Breakfast”.

I will assume you know better than me, but we are talking about Russian gymnasts here....

Shouldn’t you wait until you actually stop growing before you do a hip replacement? Many gymnasts’ have stunted development because of the training and nutrition regimen and catch up to normal folks once they retire from the sport. In any event, I can promise you that a female’s bones in the hip area are usually not…

I grew up in Nashville, and when I came back from breaks, there was always a line in front of my dorm room door because I always brought back these little chunks of Heaven.

Used to love me some Jeff Goldblum, but since he started those stupid Apartments.com commercials, I have lost all respect for him. FFS, if you are going to sell out, at least use your real name, and not play a character. Everyone knows who you are!

They already have that. It’s called “Bridezillas”.

I hate you for making me star this....

Heather must be Catholic — all these meat-free options on Good Friday.