Making this worse, huh? I guess all those ventilators Tesla have already supplied and are currently making are detrimental, eh? Who else is stepping up on this front?

But I want to thank you for this article. Now I don’t ever have to read Jalopnik again because you’re clearly incapable of providing a non-click-bait-y…

Why would you assume she’s healthy? Skinny <> healthy.

Fair point but the percentage of brutality involved is significantly lower with an exercise equipment option than an adornment option. Plus, I can become healthier by exercising. Zero health is gained by carrying a pebble on my person.

Granted, this ad is indeed annoying. But I’m surprised there is not one mention of the ubiquitous jewelry ads this time of year? Waaaaaayyyyyyy more annoying. At least with the Peloton, you’re getting exercise and it was most likely produced without slavery or anything blood-related involved. With jewelry, it’s just a…

What?  No discussion about why we refrigerate our eggs and the rest of the world doesn’t.  Or if refrigeration extends the life of eggs.  Oh yeah, I’m not here to be educated; I’m at lifehacker.com.

You do realize that zero passed balls are on the pitcher, right?  That’s why they’re called passed balls and not wild pitches.

I have a little faith in humanity restored due to the overwhelming critical responses to this article.  Good job, folks!  Don’t fall for the fear mongering.

Awesome!

Glob some dish detergent in the jar, fill with water to the brim, affix lid, shake to mix, and set on counter for a day. Low effort, decent results. (But I like the cocoa drink method as JSB suggested the best!)

Ladies and gentlemen, today’s internet winner!

So Izzo raised his voice and pointed at a player...heaven forbid!  This has to be one of the lamest outrages in the history of outrages.

I’d add“repair” in there just before “recycle” also!

You’d be defensive about people challenging the ridiculous pace in which you claim to have completed your first half marathon?

Finding the stated fees isn’t the hard part. I want to see the *actual* fees incurred. That seems impossible. Anyone can say “we only charge x% fees.” I want to see the line item to audit their claim. Neither Vanguard nor Fidelity provide such accounting via their statements or web site. It perplexes me to no end to…

You know what saves more water, energy, and resources than washing dishes by hand? Not having a grass lawn. Not having children. Riding your bike instead of driving. So take your aggressively authoritative advice and put it in your dishwasher.

Or perhaps the Additional Assistant Referee who was 15 yards away with an unobstructed view of the contact made the call.

Three goals? That’s nothing. How about conceding two goals and coming in 3rd in an equally as tough group? Perú did just that. Iran also only conceded two goals and came in 3rd in their group.

Dude! Another season. Sweet! More Van.

Cool song but “one of the best videos ever”???? My browser deleted the sarcasm tag. That, or accidentally deleted the ending of that sentence: “one of the best videos ever to have no entertainment value or worth whatsoever.”

FFS...next you’ll tell me Fox canceled Profit.