No matter what they choose, this will forever be the new Bond theme in my heart.

Good Night Moon. I was always SO bored while my mom read it to us. The only interesting thing was trying to spot the mouse on each page.

So she snagged Clooney AND Slattery? She must be quite the dame.

I met Prince Harry. And touched him. And had a picture made. He smiled, laughed, and talked. I nearly pushed my husband off the bench so there would be room between us.
Backstory: May 2013 His Royal Hotness came to Walter Reed-Bethesda to visit wounded warriors. Since my dream man is one (war sucks, umkay), we got the…

That was one of the things (well, one of many) that turned me off about Scandal. Ain't no palm trees in DC Shonda. Get out of LA for like six seconds.

I just about spit out my own damn wine with the Westerberg High comment. And Perd! Glorious fucking Perd! Aghhhhhhhhhh.....

Oh my GOD I don't think I even knew she was related to an Astaire!!!!

I have never roasted a chicken. I mean I could if I looked up how to do it but it is quite easy to go long in life with never roasting a chicken.

Everybody owns clothes that are in between what you'd wear to exercise or scrub the floor and what you'd wear to impress people, right? Comfy jeans, cardigans, t-shirts that fit and don't have any stains? Like, the stuff you'd put on if you were meeting an old friend at Chipotle and didn't want to look totally gross,…

Okay, honestly? I'm one of those people that dresses up to fly.

Also, [SPOILERS] if it makes you feel better, Amy Pond didn't really die. I mean, she died eventually, but first she lived to be 87. She and Rory lived happily ever after, just in the past. And there was some not-very-well-explained reason that the Doctor can't go visit them.

I could watch about 20 more minutes of just Jessi doing, "Bang, Bang." Damn, she had confidence!

Mara Wilson: TRUE. STORY. That bit in Love, Actually is not an exaggeration, by any means.

"Scotland is definitely part of Great Britain."

It's just an unfortunate development because originally, the category was meant to honor performances that were truly "guest performances" - a one-off episode or a limited-run arc. Now, through loosey-goosey definitions in the contract, it's where someone who is clearly a series regular can try to score in a somewhat…

agreed. Toxic will be played at my wedding just because its my day to force my loved ones into collectively remembering my youth.

Every time someone uses "your" instead of "you're"or "it's" instead of "its," I can't help feeling like they're doing it on purpose to rub salt into the gaping wound that is my useless English degree.

"Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."

Oh come on...we all know Father McKenzie did it.