If you're wondering later, "Gee crime, I don't know" was when I decided to kick your ass.

Fuck you

Oh Hiddles... why? WHY???

I definitely just misread your desired paradise as Hampton Inn and I was worried for you for a minute.

I have never tried a bare foof and whilst I might end up liking the sensation, I almost certainly would not have the energy to maintain it. I barely manage to shave my legs (and I do it in a resentful and slapdash fashion) so I will keep my nether foliage as it is - vaguely trimmed if I remember, thick and full as a…

Bill is the only person in the world who has repeatedly called me “child” without it feeling condescending (I’m 26). He was such a genuinely kind person, and his way of calling everyone “child” came off as incredibly sweet. How cool that you got to see him so often!

Goddamn it 2016; I am THIS CLOSE to shutting you down and rebooting your system. STOP KILLING OUR OLD GODS!!!

This man was the last of a dead breed of gentle, unjaded, and genuinely curious people living in a brutal environment that long ago ceased being accommodating to the creative and imaginative. Yes, New York, I mean you. See you later, fine friend. Thanks for the mirror.

Found it! I now feel the need to fill my closet with only West Wing shirts....I’m going to buy every shirt they sell on this website now I guess.

Fun Fact: Zager and Evans released the song “In the Year 2525" 47 years ago today. The original lyrics asked “is Larry King still alive?”

Wait what? Recess and Pepper Ann are what were waxing nostlaiga for? I came here for some Care Bears, Jem, My Little Pony (original), and those freaky claymation after these messages people:

Mayo and mustard are equally disgusting.

In other news, hikers in sylvan settings often encounter ursine spoor.

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I shall not believe this! Satan I rebuke thee in the name of Jon Snow.

I loved her and Rena Sofer.

I’m just glad that there’s a story about the Girl Scouts that doesn’t involve a conservative nutbag damning those adorable, young girls to hell. I’m glad that they had fun.

>I’m sure the poor gate agents had an extremely shitty day. She’s lucky to have gotten out at all.

This. I’m in the war room for a regional airline right now and things are F-U-K-T.

I was just watching this video— Dolly, Emmylou, and Linda doing an old Carter family number. Such an incredible trio.