Eh, if you wanna get all literary, one could argue that he serves as a kind of Greek chorus, being the voice of morality who foreshadows what is to come (especially the “Life finds a way” bit).

reboot or resumption, rather than a continuation?

Attention all showrunners: Focus on one project at a time! For decades, tv worked off the idea of one year, one season. Then seasons started getting split up over two years, and now there are years between seasons.

So just rent a snow machine, put everyone in scarves, and have someone comment on how cold it is at least once per scene. Movie magic! I’ll thank you for my executive producer credit.

Black dude with a hammer? He would’ve been shot 95 times.

Buress should have responded by nailing 95 of his best jokes to the theater door.

I think changing clocks is arbitrary and dumb, but I freaking LOVE daylight savings time and I wish we never had to “fall back” to standard time.

Yeah, it’s an excellent film. Roger Rabbit sucks.

“but to really have your mind blown, try to imagine someone preferring The Lion In Winter.”
 

“The Greatest Show On Earth, one of the worst movies to ever win Best Picture.”

It was “good,” the Academy agreed, but not “Anne Of The Thousand Days good.”

You mean black people also enslaved white people for 250 years, then kept them under a system of apartheid for another 100 years? Wow, what assholes.

Agreed. I would have made Full Metal Jacket my 1987 choice.

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

You should punch yourself in the face hard for suggesting a nearly 70-year-old movie can be “spoiled”.

Man did Stanley Kubrick get robbed.

Jeez, I forgot Avatar got a nomination. Terrible movie but a hell of a con job by Cameron. 

That one surprised me, too. Keanu Reeves’ accent alone should’ve been enough to disqualify it from these kinds of lists.

It’s almost like the Oscars are as arbitrary and meaningless as any other award and we should probably stop letting them control the conversation.

Cutlass Supreme
Someone mentioned this a few weeks ago, but finding the Cutlass Supreme at the beach is probably the best surreal Pete and Pete gag from the whole show.