But what do all those Cardinals fans wear during playoff games? Oh. You wouldn't know.

Hey cool joke.

Yeah. He is acting like a dick. Adrian Gonzalez seems to think he's a steaming pile of shit too. Maybe the guy is just a douche? Perhaps that's why his own manager hates him? Deadspin is starting to look like Skip Bayless fawning over Tebow with the constant blind Puig defenses.

Shamus Beaglehole, FTW!!!!

This isn't just Utah. This is everywhere. Wife has a friend who named their kid Paetyyn. Do these parents not realize they're dooming their kids to a life of repeatedly spelling their name out loud to strangers over the phone?

He's simply named after his father's penchant for coming undone.

CAWWWWWWWWWWWlm down.

This is just what America's fattest city needs, a hometown gyro.

Luhnow got a really good price on him per pound though.

St. Louis Post-Dispatch writer and avowed Cub fan Bill McClellan.

Deadspin's obsession with the Cardinals has become quite sad. Jealousy makes us do funny things, doesn't it? Oh let me guess, this has nothing to do with jealousy? I wonder how many of these articles would've been posted had the Cardinals sucked the past 15 years. Don't force me to read barstoolsports all day…

I don't see how anyone can take a StL article that has the phrase, "As a Cubs fan." seriously.

He is a professional troll to get people to hate read the Post-Dispatch. He is basically everything Deadspin tries to shit on normally.

I quit reading this article at "As a Cubs fan."

I'm the farthest thing from a Cardinal fan but that was a really dumb article.

I like movies with gladiators in them. And movie reviews by gladiators.

"Religious freedom" is hypocrisy of the highest order. They want to use that argument to deny others freedoms.

Fuck Arizona, and fuck you if you support this.

Dear fundamentalist crazy people,