Doesn't seem like Rex's thing. I mean, they wear stockings AND socks.

Simmons sounds like the VP in accounting trying to talk to the intern from Arizona at the summer BBQ.

"The Bird and Magic of Lilith Fair..."

Apparently Simmons forgot the double bill of Paula Cole/Missy Elliot in 1998, what a churl

If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

did they discuss whether or not Girls is a pantheon-level show?

That was her ode to the Russian hockey team.

But, hey, at least it's a woman so it's not a "distraction".

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

I've never been in the internet, so I don't get it either. Can everyone please explain?

Start here and work your way backward.

Fuck yeah, Blues. I cannot possibly tell you how greatful I am for this current management... Makes one truly think that this could be the year.

[whittles stick]

Here's an idea: bear down and focus on your studies, you embarrassing piece of shit.

"Those guys are experiencing weather that isn't normal for their geographic location! Their infrastructure isn't prepared for this, because it's never made sense for them to prepare for it! IDIOTS! LOLOLOL"

If you aren't here and have never experienced "snow" in a state like Georgia, I can understand your confusion. Everything that hit pretty much turned immediately to ice; it wasn't nice, soft, fluffy snow. Every road surface turned into a skating rink. It hit late in the morning, after everyone was at work. Because…

"Bro, check it out — our party theme for Cinco de Drinko."

Did anyone else lapse into a Morgan Freeman narrative voice while reading Chris' story about "Andy"?

I'm not sure if anything will top Vamsi's story of contracting not one, but two potentially fatal illnesses.

Travelling or not, she still drives a hell of a lot better than Laura Bush.