Oh man, all of this—especially that first one. Can I count the number of times I’ve said “Are you fucking kidding me?!” this week over shit that wasn’t even that bad? I normally like my job and want to like it again.

Really easy way to tell. When you get out of bed, if you are not eager to go to work and spend all day there, you are burned out.

This is another great reason not to buy.

You get a $3500 tax break for each dependent so our taxable income was $7000 less according to the IRS and with our deductions of interest, taxes, etc, dropped us into a lower tax bracket. We don’t have that anymore.

I already do micro-journaling every day as it is if my criteria is only 3-words. My Facebook and Instagram posts. Lol

Or with the nickname "Gwinnie." I love the name Genevieve. Solid choice I think.

As a woman graced by her parents with the porniest name with the porniest spelling (Nikki, I was named after some popular soap opera character in the 80s) I promise it hasn’t held me back in life. Although, now I’m a little concerned that my dad and other men are rifling though a mental card catalog of porn stars…

The kids on the playground will be singing “Deen, Deen, rape machine, biggest creep we’ve ever seen,”

I felt like I was in a similar position during my last job search. Was getting lots of interest but felt like something was missing when I didn’t get offers from interviews I thought went great. Talked to the coaches at my old university and did a mock interview. I didn’t change much based on their feedback, but they…

I have this problem and I’m pretty sure it’s due to a deeply-ingrained need to please everyone around me. I think it’s also why I avoid confrontation, even when it’s to my detriment.

From my experience & others, I disagree with 1 & 2. Job posters might not like it, but the shotgun approach is the only thing that seems to work in the new economy (don’t kid yourselves, posters are playing the numbers game too).

JebsBush.com? Please no

Better Question: How mad is Penelope?

As-is, bitches!

Jon Snow is dead.

I grew up in rural and small towns. It’s pretty fucking awful in a lot of ways, to be honest. Being close to nature doesn’t compensate for having to drive thirty miles to find a fucking pair of pants.

Totally, and they probably communicate back to the home planet using those weird toilets!

Jesus, take the wheel!

I have long had the theory that the Japanese people are possibly aliens in disguise. Like they are trying to blend in with us lower life forms but their social shit is always jyst a bit off. This merely confirms my theory.

I’m a straight dude, and god dammit, that really is one handsome gorilla.