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I’ll put forth the following for consideration:

As someone who counts MGS3 among his all time favourite games, Kojima is nowhere near as talented as the hype machine would have you believe. Even if Konami let him finish MGSV, it still would have been a nonsensical plot with incredibly dated character designs and a dumb fakeout ending. 90% of the problems with that

And how come the force ghosts in Star Wars aren’t naked? It’s not like their clothing died.

Ah, yes, I’m a racist misogynist for thinking she wasn’t a great actress, that her plot line added nothing, and the “love”/kiss after knowing each other for all of twelve~ hours was silly and way too Disney.

This is the last insult I’m gonna take from y’all

Because why should he get fired for that? I know you’re trying to equate it to Jessica Price’s firing, but it’s not the same thing. This was just an innocuous tweet. It’s the exact opposite of her tweets. She was fired for insulting innocent people who were just trying to discuss game design with her, calling them

So it WAS a bug hunt after all.

Nah, wasn’t that the one where the robots were trying to kill the chick, to kill the dude, and the chick was like, “Nah,” and the dude was all, “Get down!”, and Arnold Schwarzenegger was all like, “I’ll be Bach!”, and shit?

I know what Vader is scared of. Sand. It gets everywhere.

That’s what she said.

You used to only get this treatment from the shadiest of dealers, now you can get it directly from the manufacturer. Progress

I have no problem whatsoever with Dumbledore being gay.
...but he isn’t gay.

Or straight. His sexuality is not addressed in any meaningful way in the books or films based on them.

J.K. Rowling can decide say whatever she wants to the press, and decide that it’s canon. Sure. But the Dumbledore she wrote into the books

this is an objectively stupid opinion

The Star Wars prequels are not exceptionally good movies, but they aren’t particularly awful, either.

You thought it was getting released before this?

The only thing I don’t like about this is the animation frame rates, its like the creepy movements from caroline.

Excuse me, it’s actually “Austrian Dialogue Replacement” because every actor you see on screen is actually Arnold Schwarzenegger. 90% of every movie’s budget is tied up in CGI to make Arnie look like other people.

Dillane: Why the fuck am I burning my own daughter alive again?

Snoke is TK-421. He’s been seeking vengeance against the men who knocked him out and stole his armor 35 years ago.