Tried it and just couldn’t get past the constant cursing. I’m not even a prude, it was just so incessant it got annoying and embarrassing, like it was written by a 12 year old trying to sound edgy.

“Hey that was fucking cool, right? Hey, go grab that fucking shit over there and let’s fuck those assholes up! Oh fuck,…

But at least he didn’t have to talk to an eeeeeevil dealership, right everyone?

I’m sorry, the WHAT now?

This isn’t hard to understand, you wrote it right in the article. It’s a private offer for people who have ordered a car. If they forego waiting on the order and take something from inventory now, they get an extra rebate.

Did you actually write this with a straight face?

It’s a thing assholes do, sure.

Most people, maybe even yourself, have repurchased content they like on a new media format to enjoy it in higher quality or with additional content.

It’s never enough, is it?

Yeah nah.  This is no different than me buying Rise of the Tomb Raider for my GTX770 PC and then realizing it doesn’t turn or look nearly as good as the advertising. When I decided I wanted it to look better, I upgraded my machine to a 1070 and it looked great.

None of the games had native controller support enabled on the PC, but there are easy to install mods that turn it back on.

Now comes the fun part of watching the rats leave the sinking ship and claim they never liked him anyway.  

Eh, boo hoo. I pay for Fubo Tv and there’s ads on that, just like cable Tv (which you also pay for). Almost every pay service has ads on it, I don’t see why it’s suddenly beyond the pale when they do it in a video game.

You might be disappointed. I LOVE Control and Alan Wake, and was really let down by this DLC. Frustrating enemy encounters where you have to juggle moving power boxes into receptacles while dealing with waves of hiss, and hardly any Alan Wake at all. Honestly, it felt like a generic monster DLC that they shoehorned…

I believe it’s a wink. 

You forgot to start your sentence with “wEll ActUallY...

Swipe up on the touchpad to make the wind blow more often as you’re riding to a waypoint

Totally agree. Have you heard about a franchise called “Star Wars”? 

But do we really need to do this with every piece of media now, or can we just enjoy the cool game?

At least it’s not Fin[al] Fantasy: Code /356: ReMake Part II~ Dr[eam] Drop 

Why do we bother posting or reading Japanese press releases? Every one is exactly the same: