Fuck you. Just... fuck this entire press release.

It’s so weird that we just post this stuff on blogs now.

Who drinks from a shoe!? Honestly.

Or as Rex Ryan calls it, “breakfast”.

Perhaps you haven’t noticed that phones are $600+ nowadays.

How interesting that I received a bunch of notifications that this post was liked, yet now all the stars have mysteriously vanished.

And? The fact that they’re still selling to older buyers has ZERO to do with what they’re building.

It’s simple:

Oh ha ha, good sir, what a timely and topical joke you’ve made about Cadillac being for old people!

You all were fine when Tebow got blackballed for his Christian beliefs, so here we are. Congratulations, you’ve made it acceptable for mediocre QBs to be run out of the league if a bunch of whiny forum posters don’t like their politics.

Good. Fuck this guy. I hope he serves 35 years and 364 days, then gets shanked on the last day.

I keep reading this comment over and over.Who are these people that are walking around blowing clouds directly into strangers’ faces and why have I never seen one?

What the fuck is wrong with western culture? Like, seriously, what the fuck.

Holy shit, those textures. What is this, a mobile game?

Guys, I think I just found the biggest idiot on the Internet.

Nitrogen or not, make sure you use a proper digital tire gauge.

Here’s a novel concept that no one can seem to grasp- maybe he’s not on “a side” at all, and simply acted like the law and his job responsibilities compelled him to.

So I have ZERO love for Donald Trump, but I’m having a hard time following the logic on this story.

This is so good.

Oh yay, another game telling me how evil white religious people are, full of racist caricatures that would cause media outrage if they were a different color or religion.