Exactly.

Because the Empire didn’t get defeated- the rebels blew up one space station.

Black Tifa is amazing.

I can’t recall another human being whose appearance and behavior so definitively embodied a stereotype.

Kylo Ren’s scar looks to be a complete mismatch for the wound he sustained in TFA. It didn’t run through his eye at all, yet this teaser shows a scar that perfectly bisects it.
 
I really hope there’s something I’m missing, because right now it looks like they’re just trying to ape Anakin’s scar from RoTS as some kind…

Take this with a grain of salt since I’m not a mathematician, but I think this ended up being SLIGHTLY more expensive than renting an SUV for those 4 employees to drive. I think.

You really like the movie Fight Club, don’t you?

Huh? PS3 was “$599 US DOLLARS”and it was on store shelves.

Cool. Another 3 months of patches and I’ll be ready to buy it for $20.

Admit it- you’re actually a chatbot programmed to be a caricature of a Tesla owner, aren’t you?

“The goal is to get him off”

Pennywise terrorizing the kids was laughable and not at all scary. Pennywise talking directly into the camera, however, was terrifying (like in the above picture you posted at the end of the article, you motherfucker).

I have no idea why, but even to this day at 40 years old, remembering that scene where he suddenly…

Thank you. I watched the special last night after reading this article, and was floored that his comments were being taken at face value and out of context (instead of as a callback to an earlier punchline).

This isn’t a commercial, it’s a slideshow put together by whatever inventory management company this dealership employs for their web site. It’s a gallery of photos that play over a narration comprised of short, pre-recorded catchphrases that are stitched together for each vehicle based on the “tags” assigned to it…

Yeah. Like, why the fuck did they make Logan when the Old Man Logan comic still exists, amirite? /s

A deep cut. I like it.

Yes, of course, how could I be so silly?

Actually if you read the report, you’ll find that the only witnesses to change their stories were the ones who admitted they felt pressured by their peers to claim that the cop was in the wrong.

Start on page 27 and read. Pay special attention to the section about “Witnesses whose testimony is consistent with evidence and inculpate Wilson”, which contains ZERO. I didn’t rush to anything- I read the report and the facts.