Boobs.

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Yet if it were gay bars it directed people toward, Kotaku would probably be tripping over themselves to talk about how awesome and progressive and super inclusive Nintendo is.

Grownup Lego sets. Love em. :)

In your opinion it was good. In my opinion, I had to wait so long for episode 2 that I forgot what happened in episode 1. Then it finally came out, and was basically a complete retread of all the environments from episode 1.

I hear you, but those same games are the ones trotted out over and over again, and the list of “successes” never seems to grow beyond them. Let us not forget Broken Age, Star Citizen, Mighty No 9, that P.T. Ripoff, et al.

Other automakers aren’t dumb enough to put beta software into the hands of a public grossly incapable of handling the responsibility, then calling it “autopilot”, which regardless of how many disclaimers you add, makes it sound like something it isn't.

Funny- I’m installing my 1070 Gaming X tonight.

You must have a bad mod in there, or HDD issues.

There’s haptic feedback (like an Android phone), and it’s designed to ignore quick pokes or brushes (to avoid false positives). You rest your fingertip on it for half a second, and it activates. Simple.

So help me understand: How is resting your finger on a red or blue arrow icon any different than pressing or holding a red or blue arrow button?

“But sadly, little Billy’s Dad never received his Model X, for while on the way, the transport truck was struck by a Model S on autopilot at 80mph.

Almost as irresponsible as putting Beta software into a deadly missile made of steel and glass. I have no sympathy for the idiots who kill themselves with their overpriced car, but I feel terrible for the inevitable uninvolved victim that gets wiped out by some asshole reading a book while Lord Elon's Eternal Spirit…

Damn, VW's Dieselgate fix is a lot more drastic than I expected it to be.

You had a shitty salesperson explaining it to you.

That’s good to hear. I’m so sick of the cop out endings lately.

Another movie that goes for the "We left the ending open to interpretation" route? Dammit. Why are so many writers nowadays afraid to write an ending to a story?

Exactly what I was going to write.

This man drove his go kart on the highway- You won't BELIEVE what happened next!