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I feel compelled to share that while I find most articles on Jalopnik pompous, full of bad advice and cliched memes (Miata! Wagon! Brown! DURRR!!!), this totally hits home with me.

Nuh uh.

Highly underrated comment here, folks.

“That’s one of the ways racism manifests. White people are never part of the conversation”

I suspect that despite your clear (and responsible!) mention that this is a dev kit being discussed, the comment section below will be full of people shitting their pants over a $3k price and making M$ jokes.

People are shoveling up the PS4 and XB1 at a rate far exceeding the previous generation. Underpowered or not, they’re selling like hotcakes, which means this will absolutely NOT be a short generation.

You forgot the part where they'd have to fuck someone to get pregnant in the first place.

“I’m angry we’re pretending to be sports when we’re not.”

Anyone who thinks the NX will launch this year is a crazy person. They offhandedly mentioned it during an investor call to quash rumors they were getting out of the console business, and everyone acts like it was “announced”.

Except that repulsor, speed, bouncing and moon dust gels made the second half a completely different game.

All the posts like this that are supposed to convince me how awesome this game is actually have the opposite effect. I was interested after the trailers, but noped the hell out as soon as I started seeing how abtruse and bizarre many of the puzzles are.

So is Activision going to sue next since FFXIII ripped off the linear corridor gameplay from CoD?

There’s a difference between “being offended by” and “being amused by”. When it comes to comments from The Brigade of the Eternally Offended, I fall in the latter camp.

My point exactly, stated more eloquently.

Absolutely! There’s nothing wrong with vulgarity in a comic movie, but only if it’s true to the source material and is used in a way that enhances the movie.

More ad hominem and incorrect assumptions? Awesome! It’s really impressive to what lengths people will go to avoid saying “Oops”.

You really are impressively obtuse.

Scroll back up and read the exchange.