Be honest. If she never had met Harry and her association to the royal family she wouldn't be invited to the event. They wouldn't even know who she was

Ha, same. That woman has seen enough in her time that she’s probably not going to be particularly upset by a smart, modern woman who goes against the tide.

Kinja is a jerry-rigged Frankenstein monster now.

I was all exited about it, hoping for Bill Harder as the Root Canal guy,and you killed it with ScarJo news. I loved Ellen Green and her mousy character. Still love her voice, not raspy ScarJo. 

I was gonna say...I’m a PA and do runs a lot during the day and Staples is one of the few reliable places to find a public restroom.

And those pretty male jumping spiders that dance. They’re beautiful. 

I would also bet my life that Trump has paid for far more than his fair share of abortions and I consider an individual’s fair share of abortions to be quite high.

Orange is the new Black

An electric Harley will never sell in big numbers. Every time they're at a light or just cruising down small streets they always hold down the clutch and pull the throttle down just a little to make sure everyone knows how cool they are. How do you let everyone know how cool you are on an electric bike? Until Harley…

The funny part about conservatives trying to be funny is that they keep trying.

He already probably prayed about it. What more do you want from him?

Why the fuck would Warren know why Bloomberg lied? Why does it matter? She’s not responsible for him and his intentions. She’s not his mom.

My bonus daughter and I use it :) She was ten when her dad and I started dating though, so not really little or anything. I have a mug that says “best bonus mom ever” and everything!

Please don’t discard your Corona beer down the sink. I know how to handle the hazardous materials and can properly “dispose” of the beer. Just let me know if you’re local and I’ll Uber myself over there because I may or may not be too drunk to drive.  Completely unrelated of course.

That is beautiful, and I will start using these terms.

I learned in college that the best way to not have that morning-after “tastes like a cat died in my mouth” feeling was to make my last drink of the night a Corona with lime. Presumably it was the lime that neutralized the beer flavor, but I still have a soft spot for Coronas.

Wow, lot of leaps there. I said it was dumb, implying that it should be typed out. It’s not a hard emoji to see, on my tiny phone. If you can see emojis, logic says that you can see the details of an emoji. Apparently I hate everyone and hope they all die of the virus because I use common sense, ok that makes sense.…

An angry, aggro Injun in a fuckin’ blackout

More like “way more people die of flu, and you don’t see people buying masks for that.” They don’t work, and fear isn’t logical. 

Your translator isn’t working properly. It should be: “Don’t do ineffective things to ‘prevent’ a low-probability threat while failing to do effective things to prevent a high-probability threat.”