Forearm planks are way harder!

I’d take planking over burpees anyday.

CAGE FIGHT

A wild Chet Haze competitor appears!

Yo seriously this gives me pause every time I read it. I just don't know what to think 😭

ding ding ding!

mint chocolate hater.

“When you’re put in circumstances that are questionable or negative or you don’t want to be in or you think this is the only way that I’m going to get the job, we know that that’s ridiculous.”

I grew up with the 1977 edition and still have it. I’ve read the Lord of the Rings many, many times, but The Hobbit is a great introduction before doing the deep dive.

Read The Hobbit first. It’s a relatively quick read compared to Lord of the Rings and a nice introduction to the world of Middle-earth.

Wait, so this baby is only like eight months old? I’m pretty sure you can’t pick a person’s dominant hand that early.

I am pretty sure if Harvey Weinstein died in a plane crash she would have felt them same

“Hey, my 12-year-old son watched it and imitated all of the dance moves perfectly. Is he going to hell?”

I’m gonna guess either a rent boy or a mistress that’s had abortions

I apologize to fellow Canadians, not Americans

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be a Christian and believe that your omnibenevolent Creator set you up in a world specifically designed to land you in eternal torment.

This dude definitely jerks it to extremely weird porn

He’s complaining because it’s so easy for him to get a boner? Is that the gist of this thing? Because people pay reeeeeallly good money these days to get a boner. Or, uh, so I’ve heard.

Well written, smart, fair piece. Hope you don’t get roasted for it.