Almost five. He loves responsibility
I opened the Dirt Bag, clicked on the red bar that says “show all 20 comments” (why is that even necessary? Just show the comments. It’s been a very long time since Jezebel had such an active community that posts got so many comments the pages to forever to load. It’s 20 comments, I think my tablet can handle it) and… Read more
Most lumps are not cancer. There is no end to the weird things that happen in the body when you’re pregnant. Lumps in the breasts are normal and common. Tell your midwife about it, it’s possible they’ll send you to get a biopsy but that’s because they don’t want you to be anxious and worry. It’s better to do a biopsy… Read more
Electric cars are comparatively quiet. Harley users have a pathological need to be as loud and obnoxious as possible.
I don’t think Weinstein and people like him will ever acknowledge, to himself or others, that he did anything wrong, because he doesn’t believe it. Not even deep down behind layers of denial. I think he 100% believes that he hasn't done anything wrong that he needs to compensate for with good deeds
I'm worried that this will be some sleek and polished production with attractive people singing seriously, with none of the campy charm of the 80s movie.
But that would require insight into how damaging their behaviour is. Domestic abusers usually rationalise their violence and Weinstein probably thought women were attracted to him because of his power, or that they slept with him voluntarily to further their careers. I think Weinstein, Cosby and others like them… Read more
Yes, but Scarlett Johansen is playing Audrey and some pretty boy I’ve never heard of is playing Seymour... Seymour is supposed to be someone who assumes he’ll never find love or happiness because he’s too awkward and weird. Audrey is sweet, shy, vulnerable, a delicate flower if you will, with low self-esteem who is… Read more
I don’t like bugs on me either, but if you read about spiders or watch nature shows about them, you can’t help but being impressed by how awesome they are. They eat more insects than birds and bats. And the silk they made is amazing. It’s five times stronger than steel and can be stretched to up to four times its… Read more
Use frinkiac.com next time, it makes nicer memes and you don’t have to embed half a webpage
Honk-us. Given how most name tags are usually placed on the chest, that is a very unfortunate name
I grow my own sprouts. It’s the easiest thing in the world and like 1/100 of the price of buying sprouts. I sprout alfalfa, beans, sunflower seeds, mustard, lentils, quinoa, buckwheat, etc. Those seeds can stay in the pantry for years, how likely are any e-coli bacteria to survive after such a long time?
You have to constantly reinforce it to work, and I think with the Kardashians they’re laying the groundwork for future customers. Kardashian fans are most likely very young, but a few years from now, they’ll be cleaning their own homes and they might need to mask iffy smells. And then they’ll be more likely to pick… Read more