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She is not doomed to repeat her parents’ mistakes. I thought I was and had written off having kids because of my own childhood. But then I had therapy, years of it with a talented therapist who didn’t just regurgitate platitudes or patted me on the head. He taught me to see patterns, pointed out things I missed, gave

I'm surprised no one has died on this show

I grew up with two parents who had anger control issues and directed a lot of their frustrations at me. That shit destroys you. In my formative years I was formed into a broken person. Some people think kids are resilient and will bounce back. No. We can learn how to mask our emotions and put up a front, but kids

I think Kim K was just about to launch her own offspring-named clothes brand when Beyonce announced hers, and now there are clothes they spent millions on rotting away in some warehouse behind a south east asian sweatshop because if she launched North K’s Klothes now it would look like she was copying Beyonce, even if

They were in their early 50s! 

She looks like she’s trying to push him away, and he looks oblivious. I do not see a “happily ever after” for these two. I have absolutely nothing to back this up with, but Bieber seems very needy and suffocating

Mother or nanny

Worth pointing out and often missing from discussions about “picky eaters”: children have more tastebuds than adults. They aren’t being obstinate, they experience flavours differently than adults. Around puberty, there’s a mass death of tastebuds, and many of us will recognise our teens as the age when we started

You could also see her belly button in that dress which startled me for a brief moment before I realised she must be not wearing spanx. I’m so used to seeing smooth silhouettes I was startled when I saw a normal body in a form hugging dress. That’s not right

It was the boob contouring I meant. As an a-cup, I understand, and I thought her dress was gorgeous but her make up artist is a hack

That's a lot of contouring

All major news outlets have obituaries ready for every big celebrity. They keep them updated and ready to be published at a moment's notice. 

Queues are not some unpredictable beasts, I have predicted when I should pull up the boarding pass on my phone with 100% accuracy since they started with electronic boarding passes.

I have an android and just get the boarding pass e-mailed to me as a regular image file and open it in time to scan it. No app needed, other than the e-mail and image viewer that are already on the phone

They would if your wife wrote about Puerto Rico

Puerto Rico =/= Mexico. It's not her heritage

And what’s wrong with that?

They’re not pro-life, they’re anti-life. And anti-abortion. If they were pro-life, they would support free pre and post natal care, paid parental leave, free health care and other things that actually reduce maternal and infant mortality and health problems

They tried to warn us

Too many optimists in the world