It was the boob contouring I meant. As an a-cup, I understand, and I thought her dress was gorgeous but her make up artist is a hack

That's a lot of contouring

All major news outlets have obituaries ready for every big celebrity. They keep them updated and ready to be published at a moment's notice. 

Queues are not some unpredictable beasts, I have predicted when I should pull up the boarding pass on my phone with 100% accuracy since they started with electronic boarding passes.

I have an android and just get the boarding pass e-mailed to me as a regular image file and open it in time to scan it. No app needed, other than the e-mail and image viewer that are already on the phone

They would if your wife wrote about Puerto Rico

Puerto Rico =/= Mexico. It's not her heritage

And what’s wrong with that?

They’re not pro-life, they’re anti-life. And anti-abortion. If they were pro-life, they would support free pre and post natal care, paid parental leave, free health care and other things that actually reduce maternal and infant mortality and health problems

They tried to warn us

Too many optimists in the world

I think about Goop’s death scene in Contagion. They opened her head, all the medical staff gasped, but we never got to know what horrific things were inside Gwynnie’s brain. 

My parents bought me an ear thermometer for my kid. The instructions said I should take the kid’s temperature now and then when he was calm and relaxed in room temperature to establish a base line, and then use that to decide if the kid had a fever. Of course, I only have to hold him to know if he has a fever, so the…

If I consent to being driven in a car, that does not mean I consent to being killed by a careless driver. It’s irrelevant what sex acts they did or did not consent to, if someone died, something went horribly wrong and someone should be held responsible. Negligent homicide at the very least

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I read books on my phone. The first book I read on the phone was engrossing enough that I could get past that it felt odd, and now that I’m used to it I’ve read tons of books. It’s nice to read again, instead of mindlessly jumping between the same dozen or so sites on the phone when I’m bored

Happens to me too. I quit cold turkey like ten years ago, I still dream that I’m smoking, find myself holding pencils like cigarettes and get smacked in the gut with an overwhelming urge to smoke without warning now and then. It passes. 

Thank you for calling me a moron.

KFC menu, McDonalds menu, Wendy’s menu, etc. and the books he and his offspring ordered some ghostwriter with no integrity who probably owed the mob money to cobble together wrote

“Josh Kloss" is a mouthful though. Imagine trying to say that after a few drinks...