My polish mother calls these “kopytka”, “goat hooves”, because she doesn’t roll them into balls, she makes a long roll that she cuts diagonally, like in the top image. If you put two of them next to each other, they look like goat hooves. She also only uses boiled potatoes that she puts through a ricer.

She won’t look like that a few years from now either, not unless she starts working out and actually gets some abs. The window where you can fit into modern beauty standards without working out is very, very narrow. 

I look like that if I don’t eat for a few days and hold my breath, abs or no abs. I’ve been super fit with toned abs, it looks different. And you don't have to hold your breath to have a flat stomach if you have a slender build and a strong core

I’m bummed she didn’t hyphenate her last name when she married, her initials would have been KKK. 

Use them all at once and see if they agree on anything

Use them all at once and see if they agree on anything

Sure, but wipe manufacturers need to stop writing "flushable" on the box. Technically true does not make it right

Which would you rather share with this dude's frequent guests, a toothbrush or a dildo?

DON’T.FLUSH.WIPES

You should maybe watch that movie

Law school would be more fun too, and the bar exam would be a spectator sport

Because it looks so easy on tv

“It seems that trial by combat is technically still legal in the United States"

I can’t help but wondering if in the back of his mind he’s thinking that if the marriage ends, he wants to still be able to impregnate wife #2.

Sugar for breakfast is such an american thing. I’m hungry in the mornings, so I eat an open face cheese sandwich, no sugar in the bread because yuck! and a cup of coffee with a splash of milk. No sugar. 

But americans also put sugar and baking powder in their pancakes

She took it too far. I don’t get sexually attracted easily either and I’m always a bit surprised and delighted when it happens and want to tell people about it, but you have to have some self control. And respect the object of your desires

You can put pressed flowers and leaves in frames. If you’re creative, you can arrange them in bouquets

You can plant pretty much every seed from fresh fruits and vegetables you get from the store. I have a metre high grapefruit plant a few lemon plants and a tamarind, all from store bought fruit. A friend grew corn from popcorn kernels

Thank you!