I was talking about Albright and Steinem, not Clinton.

I absolutely agree with you that Dowd is an asshole, but this part is utter bullshit:

I’ve got to go with #DoesHeLickItFromTheFrontToTheBack. Cuz I just can’t deal with another UTI right now.

I teach 4th grade, and one of my kiddos asked if he could do sharing on Friday. He brought in his iPad and started to talk about his favorite singer who had recently died. He played “Let’s Dance” for the class and shared pictures that he found on the internet. It was the sweetest thing ever! Most of the class had no…

I have a feeling that Duncan’s (Zowie) young life was probably tumultuous and the nanny probably played a big part in raising him. It’s really nice that David honored that.

“If that is not practical, then I direct that my executors shall arrange for my remains to be cremated and my ashes scattered in Bali,” the will continued”

This is pretty standard. It’s to ensure the kid doesn’t just just laze around for the rest of their life. Waiting till 25 makes it more likely they’ll finish college and maybe get a job or find something to do with their life other than live off their father’s money.

Because 15-year-olds shouldn’t have 12 million dollars.

Probably to give her time to prepare to be responsible with it.

The gifts to the nanny and the assistant are even more evidence that David Robert Jones was a oner in the best possible way.

Between her and the shark, this is a fun Friday.

“Assault” is the correct term for hitting someone with a fucking hockey stick.

Beating your kid with a hockey stick while whipping a jump rope at her is not spanking.

spanked their 14-year-old daughter with a hockey stick and a jump rope

i think this is more why kids dont want adults...

I know exactly how you can avoid this sort of crazy. Don’t send your kids to a preschool that costs more than the average salary in the United States. Just a thought.

I was more thinking he was a cross between Chris Christie and Pizza the Hutt.

Misplaced his words? Did he accidentally leave them in his other pants, or were they previously stored up his butt and he forgot that they usually only come out when he’s not in public?

That’s sweet. Concern trolling coming from someone who looks like an Ogre.