It’s funny because none of the Kardashian/Jenner girls know how to pick a decent man yet they’re giving Rob shit. Kylie is dating one of her older sister’s former friend’s baby daddy! How fucked up is that? Yet they all seem to be okay with it.

I’m going to steal this and use it to set up my next online dating profile. Thank you friend.

Sure, although to be frank, I find the best bios to be written just by taking an animal actor’s Wikipedia page and replacing their name with yours. I used Keiko the whale once as my bio in a play program. It said I was born at 2000 pounds and a foundation was created to free me : )

I think she’s confused and forgets that she has always been a rich, white girl.

The Compton hat made me want to punch my screen.

Why does Khloe talk like her family is the mob?

Until typing her name, today, I had never realised that it was composed of two actual words: Blac Chyna.

Why does it need a person to cut up the fruit? Isn’t that what the claws and teeth are for?

Yeah, this sounds like a portrait of a great housepet.

Yeah, I’ve heard some people say it’s “not even a real job” and they should be “grateful for what they get,” yet they have no problem with the millions of dollars paid to each player of football, baseball, or basketball.

Experience AND a chance to build their cheer leading portfolio, which they can use to show off their work when they finally enter the high paid world of professional cheer leading. Oh wait.

I also loved the argument that these women shouldn’t complain and should actually be grateful because they get to hang around rich guys who may bestow trinkets upon them, or — the ultimate cheerleader ambition — marry them (because why else would anyone be a cheerleader, right?).

Nono, you’re mistaken; it’s not that they should be paid in experience. It’s that they are supposed to be grateful to be in the presence of wealthy professional athletes who might deign to let them be glorified prostitutes if they’re especially good at cheerleading.

These poor women can’t seem to catch a break; they’ve already seen their settlement get reduced by $1,000 between the headline and the first sentence of the post!

Yeah, some little girl ordered him and then he got bigger and started telling her she had no class and she got her dad to drop him off in the swamp.

Actually, that was just the hair. Eventually it came in contact with the guy underneath it and now are bonded for life in symbiosis.

This is where Donald Trump came from.

But looooooook at his cute wittle face. From afar. Through binoculars.

Kinkajous are very, very cute:

South Florida has all kinds of weird shit running around because people buy exotic pets and when they find out they are a bitch/expensive to take care of they just turn them loose on a golf course.