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I’ve been to two weddings where the groom’s surname was Jones and both of them had their first dance to well-known adulterers’s anthem, Me and Mrs Jones. People. Do. Not. Listen.

I was perusing The Knot today and they recommended Danzig’s “Mother” as a great mother/son dance, as well as “Mother” by Pink Floyd. It’s as if they just typed the word mother into Spotify without actually listening to them.

Indeed I would also put “born in the USA” on the list too because after that people don’t bother listening to the rest of the lyrics.

Also- Every Breath You Take.

My issue isn’t that people want to vote third party, personally. My issue, as supported by Oliver, is that you can’t romanticize those options just because the two major candidates are unappealing. We aren’t talking about Clinton vs an unviable candidate who is unfit to lead based on current experience. We are talking

This might not be the right place to discuss this - but I no longer think all rape jokes are terrible. There are about 5 that are pretty funny.

Reminder: when you say you are against feminism, then you are simply saying you do not believe women should be equal to men.

“the cancer of mankind” what I find most disturbing about all of this is that this guy clearly does not understand that cancer affects humanity as well as other, non-human animals.

I love that his post about feminism ruining everything effectively ruined his career. That’s some pretty instant karma.

This is the homage Nina Simone would have expected.

Right? Someone else pointed out that her make-up as Gamora was more natural looking. If you are going to be colorist and disregard her family's wishes at least find someone that can do natural looking makeup...

Jesus. Why are there so many fucking scumbags abusing children and women? For real, this is nuts. I was having a conversation with a bunch of men at my office and they were talking about crazy women making false rape allegations. I advised that false allegations are rare and that the vast majority of rape victims have

Perpetual single here - if this is a real story, what exactly does this relationship bring that would make you put up with even 10% of this?

What if you discover that the goat is your true love?

I’m a good person with a lovely family, Ashley. So . . . maybe once. yolo.

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

Why a goat?

Wait, once every three months? Nope.

Bernie Sanders has a plan to outlaw all period pain if you dum bitchez would just LISTEN!!11!

Has Jess the Reaper commented to blame period pain on Hillary Clinton yet?