Huzzah for the parents.

I wonder the nationality of the person who refused to let someone use the phone and the nationality of the father. I also think there is a very special place in hell for those who refuse to help other’s in an emergency. I think people should be publicly shamed for being assholes.

I don’t want to know what makes a 14 year old child want to do this to another human. Christ.

I’d like that “good citizen’s” name released.

begged to use the phone to call the police, and he’d refused: “He was acting like he was drunk.”

Yes, because drunk people never have emergencies, too.

...which is hilariously stupid, because this little brat and his family used their riches to get him out of four counts of vehicular manslaughter. They could’ve EASILY skated on something as trivial as probation violation but instead they panicked and massively overreacted and apparently pushed their luck far enough…

I’d like to think they’re allowing the request for bail, just so they have the pleasure of yelling, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO,” in her face.

It’s as if it wasn’t even fluffed before her arrival. Finding good help is just IMPOSSIBLE these days.

Well, he was trying to avoid jail because he had violated probation. Some glorious soul tweeted a video of him playing beer pong to the sheriff. Word got out, and mama packed his bag and off they went.

SHERIFF MAY I TROUBLE YOU FOR A GLASS OF WARM MILK AND BY GLASS OF WARM MILK I MEAN A NICE CHARDONNAY

Wait- he wasn’t even trying to avoid jail, just probation? I haven’t been following this story very closely, because this kind of thing gets me all angerpaited, but jesus.

EXCUSE ME, SHERIFF, BUT WHAT IS THE THREAD COUNT ON THESE SHEETS?!?! HOW IS A LADY TO SLEEP?

Honestly, she shouldn’t even have bond. I’m all for giving reasonable bail/bond to people. Even releasing them without cash bail or bond. But there are two criteria for remanding someone: (1) danger to the community and (2) flight risk.

Well, to be fair, have you seen that jail? I don’t think the sheets are egyptian cotton, I don’t know if they are even cotton at all!

Or, you know, if he’d been sentenced accordingly the first time.

This woman, worth at least many millions, ordered Dominoes pizza and she’s complaining about “subpar” jail.conditions. Was she hoping for the Goodfellas suite where she could dice garlic over slow cooked veil and enjoy expensive red wine? In conclusion: Fuck her straight to hell, and tack on some significant years…

Just think, if these people were poor, semi-mentally-incapacitated, and living in small town Wisconsin that kid would already be in jail for life.

To be fair, Schwimmer also looks a lot like Russ:

I read an interesting article recently (can’t remember where) that pointed out that it’s really a great compliment to David Schwimmer that we don’t hate Ross more. A know it all jerk with anger and jealousy issues and a tendency to cheat on girlfriends, plus, after a certain point he appears to just stop caring about…