Michelle Obama, Mother of America has a nice ring to it.

And also everyone who calls for a political revolution (looking at you, bros), do you guys not have history books? Like, how did that work out for Russia? China? France? Do you guys want a Stalin, Mao or Napoleon? Because saying ‘we should just burn it all to the ground and start over’ is how you get a Stalin, Mao or…

fake fan - you must not have the extendeded editions.

Cheeto Voldemort and Nesting Doll Eyes are probably next for divorce, after the election.

Tell your friend he or she is completely punting and letting everyone else do the work. There are two potential outcomes in this election: Trump and Clinton. A “protest” vote isn’t a protest vote in a country where less than half the eligible voters don’t vote. Instead it’s just deciding you don’t care who wins but…

worrrdddddd! people need to hear that they are morons for voting 3rd party from every front. the denial is strong when people who are normally smart and awesome can’t step back and look at the logic laid out before them.

Wow. Could actually an important thing come out of this shitshow of an election campaign? Could hundreds of thousands of women start breaking the silence and begi ntalking about the abuse we’ve had to face?

She’s faced down tougher oppressors.

OMG really? I don’t understand how you came away with that perception. I’m a black woman and I understood what he was saying. There are things that we as black people and so called minorities have to deal with on a daily basis just because we aren’t WHITE that he never understood or even thought about because it’s…

She’s my hero! Let’s be clear; this protest would not be receiving the attention it rightly deserves without her team’s help. This is the fossil fuel industry coming up against the rights of indigenous people, and the state is hardly ever challenged to support the people over the corporations.

Third party candidates need to do more for small elections - run for city council, state representative, whatever - build from the ground up. I understand that they need to put a candidate into the presidential election, but for the love of whatever ridiculous shit they believe in let’s not try to fuck up the country…

“At the time, not a single one of the major broadcast networks had sent a reporter to cover the Standing Rock mobilization; none had even bothered to mention it on the air.”

Amy Goodman was a national treasure long before her stellar and necessary reporting on this issue. She and her team do excellent journalism, every day.

Re NdGT: while there surely are many things more pathetic than a man pushing 50 who’s still really into Star Wars, there aren’t that many.

Commissioner Feratu’s only insistence was on the installation of 21 cubic feet of Upstate NY soil in each venues owners suite, and the promise that no rats will be killed while he’s on the premises.

Libertarians are conservatives that want to smoke weed and pretend they aren’t conservatives.

For fuck’s sake, Scottie Pippen can’t even get some goddamn love in a sarcastic comment about racist dogwhistles?

Bullshit.

Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.