The NBA is so far ahead of the other big sports leagues in this country when it comes to common sense and dignity.

Holy crap, that is the most nuanced position I have heard from anybody. #Popovich2020! Make America have long term consistent success like the Spurs!!!

#notallgreys

I’m wondering if there’s a better strategy... start talking about another issue they hate us talking about when they say that. Oh, you don’t want to talk about guns right now? Fine, let’s talk about climate change instead.

Their, they’re. You’re students are trying there best.

Rev. Faith Green Timmons, 2016

I love this woman.

I have this fantasy where Hillary stands up and says Donald the both of us need to put these medical rumors to rest. Lets both of us go into Walter Reed Hospital and get physicals and release the results.

I wouldn't waste a bottle of Two Buck Chuck on braising Ann Coulter.

I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…

Miss you Larry ;(

Thank to Jezebel, occasionally some of my thoughts are in gif form. “The worst” and “I don’t know her” being the two most common.

If you mean John Oliver then you can show yourself out!!! He is a goddamn treasure and your opinion is wrong!!!

Anyone else think of this Q first? Just me? Hello?

Don’t worry, anyone who doesn’t know is clearly in the darkest timeline.

Yaaaaaaaaay!!! Let it be more than two lines pleeeeeeease let it be more than two lines.

I need sufficient screen time for my favorite morning show co-host.

Totally. I’m fairly confident that if you went to Labrie before his trial and asked him if he thought rape was wrong, he would have said it was. I’m also fairly confident that Labrie had no idea that his actions could be considered rape and that he was shocked and bewildered by the fact that he was on trial. He…