Have you considered maybe not owning Fords?

That’s more like The William Tell Underture.

Maserati loves company.

And he also may have a young lady tied up on the railroad tracks.

Farted continuously in rental Camry all the way from Montreal to NYC.

Except any RS model would have dual oval exhausts instead of quad which belong to S models.

You sure it’s not a Lincoln?

I know a Ferrari bodykit when I see one.

CART DRIVER: Bring out your dead!

Lotus says in its press release that the GT430 is a mere 2,773 pounds, hundreds of pounds lighter than the Evora 400.

They’re getting closer and closer to going full LEGO.

That is a Million Mile engine surrounded by a 50,000 mile truck.

4 blocks from Wrigley Field

“Sir, I pulled you over because the time-averaged derivative of your location measured by this laser interferometer has exceeded the specified local maximum.”

Based on what everyone else drives, she must be the highest paid person at Jalopnik if she can buy a 20k car.

This is the 1940's version of variable timing.

Actually I’m well over my quota for the week, but I figured this would be a fun little post for the weekend. Sorry you had to suffer through it.

Yes, very helpful advice for the millions of people who lease and will continue to do so. Telling people not to lease is like telling people not to have sex. It’s going to happen, people are going to do it. It’s my job to make sure they have the most information possible to they get the best deal they can.

The room full of Ford fans that has been loudly mouthing off about heat soaking Chevys for the last 2 years, just got real quiet.......