“Popular franchise”?

He didn’t. Look at them.

Hi, Louis! Your hair is shitty.

Right!? They’re not fucking aliens! What the fuck is Zeiss!?

You’re flailing about, son.

Suuuuure, you were.

Chinese isn’t a fucking language, dumdum.

Here’s a quick tip, Bunky: if you’re sure the thing you’re about to say will be dismissed as racist, maybe you should wonder why?

I have a feeling that all the people in here screaming “pedophile” as the same ones who bring up MLK’s alleged plagiarism every single time his name’s mentioned.

NasalRadiator911 = moron comments.

If you’re really a navy pilot, then we need higher standards. You seem awfully dumb.

And that zeitgeist could never swing back the other way? You’re adorable.

Don’t respond to the troll pretending to be a Somalian Canadian homosexual, please. It doesn’t matter that the film was paid for by the Chinese and they wanted Matt Damon. It’s all colonialism or something and will end with the troll saying one of his little catch-phrases that no one ikes but him.

Every time you piss these autistic right-wingers off, I love you just a little more.

Gawker commentors are way more intelligent than the macho bullshit that goes on in here.

Well, maybe if your dumb Limey asses hadn’t cratered the world’s economy, people wouldn’t be pointing at you and calling you stupid racists.

Pete Tong is going to sue.

Hi, RJ!

Is there anything that the Spanish feed isn’t more exciting for?

Y’think they’re humping, do you?