Yes! The one on the back of the router in 4 pt. type that’s twelve numbers long.

That opinion should certainly be higher, what with all your good works.

You’re either a troll or the most sanctimonious man on the internet. Congratulations on your deep thoughts and meaningful emotions.

Well, you should introduce that great guy from real life to the fellow online; the internet guy is a complete asshole.

I like this. Leaving note for people “I know where you live and you’d better enjoy this lovely afternoon. Here’s a list of book recommendations. I’LL BE WATCHING.”

Wow, you got me. Now fuck off back to Reddit.

Your ignorance is not my problem.

In reality? Completely plausible.

Modeling career?

Thank you. Now I can spend the rest of the evening not wondering what the dumbest thing I’ll read tonight will be.

Go build your wall, assmouth.

Oh, nothing would make that “THE LIBS ARE JUST AS BAD” bullshit palatable.