I can't be the only one to notice...

Prophylactically is usually used in a medical sense to describe taking a medication or action before having a problem to prevent the problem. For example taking pain medication prior to pain being felt to prevent the pain from coming on. In this case they should have removed the bumpers before trying to drive over…

He also drives them and employs an army of restorers to keep them in pristine condition.

I would've been fine if he just talked cars for the rest of his life. The fact that he seems to also have a conscience is an unexpected bonus.

Everyone said Leno would fade into corny-joked, giant-chinned obscurity once he was booted from the Tonight Show; first fucking thing he does is draw attention to a country's human rights violation. Whatever your opinions of the guy, you have to applaud his efforts.

How about dogs then?

Somebody ordered the Seattle Symphony Orchestra... Possibly while high... Sir-Mix-a-Lot, I'm looking in you're direction.

As someone who hit adolescence in the late 70s, I can say that plenty of people (at least in our age bracket) were fans of both.

I have a Dachshund, too. He's 16 and no longer has any teeth and had his lower jaw partially amputated due to bone disease, but even in his heyday he was a snuggler more than a fighter.

As a pilot, flying is much more dangerous than most people think, especially in a light general aviation aircraft. That's because if there's a problem with a car you can always pull off to the side of the road, but in an aircraft you'll just fall out of the sky. If you're lucky you'll end up with a few bruises and a…

Stop throwing shade at boobs.

I'm willing to forgive it after having seen Dredd.

Pictured below, Dr. Craig McClain

Travesty. They should have put it in the Air & Space Museum.

Never saw the second one, but this scene from the first one is absolutely amazing!:

I think you've mistaken Harry Shearer for Hank Azaria

It's pronounced "chemtrails"

LOL. Thank you so much for this. The sentence "But there's no jobs anyway, because the EPA and Obama banned factories" is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Fantastic.