She’s gonna misunderstand you no matter how clearly and simply you make your point.

The Librarian’s only hamful to those who don’t follow the rules of the library.

I got to attend the White House Press Correspondent’s Dinner many years ago. (Long story.)

Oh, yeah. Dave Lemieux does the ads for those suckers.

What is your avatar? Are those castanets with a Stealie on them?

I made a Kinja account just to star this.

I can hear the fedora in your voice.

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS

What did he do to the pot roast?

Moonshiners and their Appalachian ingenuity gave us American car racing. Okies and Chinese gave us the railroads and the West. Patent thief Jews gave us Hollywood. The children of slaves and the Whitest of Trash gave us the blues and country.

No, it's Becky.

Damn, we got a good-looking first lady.

Kat, I'm a big fan of your writing: you have interesting thoughts, and you put the words in the right order.

No, I live here. You live there.

Isn't Jams Buchanan opening up for the Dead this summer in Chicago?

Couldn't figure out a way to call him a "thug," huh?

Prince tribute? You ever heard a Prince song?

"Little Town called Bigfork" sounds like a Merle Haggard song.

Everyone you're talking with is an idiot.

I would like to purchase this handbook you speak of.