I HAVE A GENETIC CONDITION! I'M GENETICALLY PREDISPOSED TO NOT CONTROL MY PORTIONS AND EAT POORLY AND AT ALL HOURS OF THE DAY WAAAWAAAWAAA.

People who expect Bob Costas to get off his soapbox don't understand his political passion, not to mention the logistical demands of his camera crew.

No, you're not writing a novel because they require empathy.

Except it's not necessarily pointless carnage, because they're having fun and getting a decorative item, and being more honest than most consumers by going out and getting it themselves. It may be pointless to you, but it isn't to them.

Chocolate City Mothership

The Necronomicon needs a new cover.

I agree that I don't get it either.

So we now automatically have to assume Chris Brown was actually telling the truth about all of this? What if it turns out he was actually 12 and the girl was 13? Seriously, the ENTIRE premise of this is that we have to believe Brown was telling the truth about his age so please forgive me if I'm incredibly skeptical…

Hot and loose with "fair" here.

Great Point.

It's a shame about ray

Racist!

Nope, sucking is having a house covered in hair that always smells like cat piss. And he doesn't miss either of those things. If people get to hate children, I get to hate cats.

Just a random factoid. Over the last 10 years, The Union has spent enough money on two wars and continuous police action to write a check to every American man woman and child (based on 2012 census figures) for 100,000 dollars... Every year. Over ten years. And still have money left over. It is the single largest…

What, you don't know who Frank Sinatra is?

There's a pic of some scanned paper to illustrate your point.

A Schiano Man blitzes a quarterback taking a knee.

Wait, I thought it was women who lie about rape...

THAT IS BECAUSE I AM HELPFUL