Another Monoprice earbud fan checking in.

Groban likes his lady to pop.

It's just a bumch of wackadoodles on a raft.

You just blew my mind.

Yeah, but it's not appropriation is what I'm saying. White people dressing up in headdresses or using black folks as props in music videos: well, even this oblivious white male can see that blows, but this is a well-deserved honor.

Honestly? We're policing obvious typos now?

It's not being "approproated." It's a museum of American history and this was a (joyful as opposed to most history) part of it.

Are you the idiot?

Never take a razor blade to a tire.

How about the real exception to the second person rule (which I do usually agree with): Italo Calvino's If On A Winter Night, A Traveller?

You just made me actually, no shit, honest-to-god laugh both outwardly and loudly.

I thought you were making that up: my god, how did they a 5.0 V8 in that thing?

In humanity's defense, all of those seals have been convicted of felonies.

That kid would be very mature for his age and, while misguided ethically, is exploring aesthetics and the limits of his own taste in a laudable way. I'd like to meet that kid.

As opposed to us olds, who got a century with a Transformers movie that contained Optimus dying, out-of-nowhere swearing, and hair-metal.

Yes. While making out with Loni Anderson.

Not only are those theories plain ol' insulting to the ingenuity of the human race, ignorant of what "lots of time" plus "slave labor" can equal, but they're also racist.

I blame you.

Are you suggesting that there's some sort of Orbtal Death Ray gap developing?

All that video needs is Benny Hill music and it would be perfect.