Explain it to me.

Please, you filthy pleb: you think that Keats rhymes with Yeats.

I wasn't assuming "someone" was. I was assuming that you were.

THANK GOD THE LADIES HAVE YOU, SEANR.

I'm keeping an eye on you; I'm standing my ground; I'm a defend my castle.

Oh, look: nine minutes this time.

You literally replied 10 minutes after I did for this post.

Why are you speaking when I clearly ordered you to kill yourself? You are not a ghost; you are a liar.

Yeah, it's definitely everybody else's problem when you're so shitty at communicating that no one gets your point.

Gosh, everyone but you is an idiot, aren't they? It must be SO TOUGH being SO MUCH SMARTER than everyone else.

The MOST violent action? So, like, we hate Hitler because of his YouTube comments?

Yup. This is turning into the Second Annual Charlie Manson Death Festival.

Ever get the feeling that nature is screwing with us?

I would support this invasion and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Dude, what about "ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE' is unclear? :)

And there are also unpaid internships and amateur rules for college athletics. Doesn't make it right.

Performers do have unions, some of the strongest and most powerful in the country. (Of course, they're fancy-schmancy performers, so they call them guilds, but they're just unions.)

Just spent a night devouring live Queen on youtube. Freddie might have been one of the most charismatic human beings to ever live.

I feel for you. It's in the low 70's here in Florida.

Are you okay? Because you wrote a word with two 'j's in a row, and there aren't any of those in any decent languages, so I'm assuming you had a stroke and your head hit the keyboard. :)