What was that teeny-weeny keyboard Stevie was playing?

Y0u misspelled the word again.

How is it up there on your high horse?

Paragraphs are your friend.

Hence, Khonshu's role as the deity-of-choice for Moon Knight.

Or, if you're a weird-looking dude (there are some of us who read Jezebel), you could go on to become the fabulous Paul Schaeffer, the great Bill Bailey, or the Grateful Dead's Phil Lesh!

You do not have to worry about being the better man.

One time's a lark; two's a running joke.

He gets PAID for it?

No one inferred that you were a liar or didn't watch porn.

You think Tommy's a stranger to cult-like hive-mids?

Yes, how awful of us filthy, horrible, arrogant westerners to disparage religion!

This blows my mind.

So, it's Russell Crowe's kid, right?

"It's interesting to note that Australia, one of the world's highest users of sunscreen, also has one of the highest occurrences of skin cancer."

I appreciate dark wood and leather as much as the next guy, but everything doesn't have to look like a 19th century shipping magnate's office.

When it comes to costumes, I believe in working smarter, not harder.

Lazy? How about one of those name tags with 'Chad' written on it?

How about some white hair-dye and earth-tone clothes?

Fact: Bears, eight; Beets, three.