You win. Also, can the cheerleaders be dressed as the Brides of Funkenstein?

Yeah, I suppose I do like killing and oppression as well.

The flaws in your argument are numerous.

You first, as your existence stems from human killing and oppression.

Yeah, there is.

Maybe we can just piss on them for "killing something they thought had a pretty hide."

"Potemkin village of amateurism to weed out the weak"

Gotta nuke somethin'.

I was about to make fun of you until I remembered that Visine makes my eyes beet-red.

They just get it first. After a while. the good stuff becomes the normal stuff and we all have a chance to get irritated by it.

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They did do that. They're called dogs.

C'mon, let's get serious. When it comes to playing for far longer than anyone thought possible, no one comes close to the Dead.