Gosh, everyone but you is an idiot, aren't they? It must be SO TOUGH being SO MUCH SMARTER than everyone else.

The MOST violent action? So, like, we hate Hitler because of his YouTube comments?

Yup. This is turning into the Second Annual Charlie Manson Death Festival.

I would support this invasion and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

And there are also unpaid internships and amateur rules for college athletics. Doesn't make it right.

Performers do have unions, some of the strongest and most powerful in the country. (Of course, they're fancy-schmancy performers, so they call them guilds, but they're just unions.)

Just spent a night devouring live Queen on youtube. Freddie might have been one of the most charismatic human beings to ever live.

I feel for you. It's in the low 70's here in Florida.

Are you okay? Because you wrote a word with two 'j's in a row, and there aren't any of those in any decent languages, so I'm assuming you had a stroke and your head hit the keyboard. :)

What was that teeny-weeny keyboard Stevie was playing?

Y0u misspelled the word again.

How is it up there on your high horse?

Paragraphs are your friend.

Hence, Khonshu's role as the deity-of-choice for Moon Knight.

Or, if you're a weird-looking dude (there are some of us who read Jezebel), you could go on to become the fabulous Paul Schaeffer, the great Bill Bailey, or the Grateful Dead's Phil Lesh!

You do not have to worry about being the better man.

One time's a lark; two's a running joke.

He gets PAID for it?

No one inferred that you were a liar or didn't watch porn.

You think Tommy's a stranger to cult-like hive-mids?